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Super Minion by flufffables [[Start|The Interview]]

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/placeholder.png"> Trick question. Doesn’t matter- all my underlings are called ‘Minion’. <<set $evil to 6>> [[Right|Species]]

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/placeholder.png"> What species are you again? [[Human]] [[Cyborg]] [[Monstrous]]

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/placeholder.png"> Your typical meatbag. Got it. <<set $evil -= 1>> [[Continue|The path]]

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/placeholder.png"> Tell me that your augmentations are combat-ready. I had a henchman whose arm turned into a hairdryer. Hilarious. <<set $evil += 1>> [[Continue|The path]]

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/placeholder.png"> I approve. Instead of going down in one punch, you might go down in three. <<set $evil += 2>> [[Continue|The path]]

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/placeholder.png"> Why did you choose the path of minion-ry? [[Money]] [[Evil]] [[Feed Orphans]]

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/placeholder.png"> Being greedy is fine, but don’t expect frequent raises. <<set $evil += 1>> [[Continue|How did you learn...?]]

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/placeholder.png"> Evil for evil’s sake. I like it. <<set $evil += 2>> [[Continue|How did you learn...?]]

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/placeholder.png"> Do I look like a charity to you? <<set $evil -= 1>> [[Continue|How did you learn...?]]

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/placeholder.png"> Incidentally, how did you learn about this Recruitment Programme? [[A friend]] [[Social media]] [[While robbing your minion]]

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/placeholder.png"> Friendship is garbage. Make nemeses, they can’t betray your non-existent expectations. <<set $evil -= 1>> [[Continue|Ability?]]

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/placeholder.png"> A brainless loser with too much free time. Wonderful! <<set $evil += 1>> [[Continue|Ability?]]

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/placeholder.png"> A natural evildoer, eh? I don’t need to pay for extra training. <<set $evil += 2>> [[Continue|Ability?]]

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/placeholder.png"> What ability do YOU have? [[Meat shield]] [[Death lasers]] [[Petting kittens]]

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/placeholder.png"> That you are. <<set $evil += 1>> [[Continue|A hypothetical situation]]

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/placeholder.png"> Interesting… <<set $evil += 2>> [[Continue|A hypothetical situation]]

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/placeholder.png"> Cats are troublesome lil’ devils, but this isn’t helping your case. <<set $evil -= 1>> [[Continue|A hypothetical situation]]

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/placeholder.png"> A hypothetical situation: I’m fighting Ryuki The Brave, on top of the Millenium Building. What do you do? [[Attack Ryuki]] [[Guard outside]] [[Rescue civilians]]

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/placeholder.png"> Turning him into Ryuki The Grave, huh? That’s my job, but I appreciate the enthusiasm. <<set $evil += 2>> [[Continue|Master Plan]]

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/placeholder.png"> So that you’d inadvertently be collateral damage when other heroes arrive to help. Not bad. <<set $evil += 1>> [[Continue|Master Plan]]

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/placeholder.png"> Riiiight, who let this goody-two-shoes in here? <<set $evil -= 1>> [[Continue|Master Plan]]

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/placeholder.png"> Lastly, what is your grand master plan? [[Cure cancer]] [[World domination]] [[Senior minion]]

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/placeholder.png"> How nice. You should cure your head! <<set $evil -= 1>> [[Continue|The Decision]]

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/placeholder.png"> Ah, a classic… We might have something in common. <<set $evil += 2>> [[Continue|The Decision]]

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/placeholder.png"> Life-long subservience to me is a worthy goal for anyone. <<set $evil += 1>> [[Continue|The Decision]]

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/650x350.png"> Enough! I’ve made my decision. <<if $evil <= 5>> [[Her Decision|A hero?!]] <<elseif $evil >= 11>> [[Her Decision|A villain?!]] <<else>> [[Her Decision|Congratulations, Minion!]] <</if>>

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/650x350.png"> You’re a hero in disguise, aren’t you?! Get out of my lair! //You get into a heated battle with Corruptia.// <<if $evil <= 2>> [[Continue|Good prevails]] <<else>> [[Continue|Sacrifice]] <</if>>

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/650x350.png"> Dear me, you’re so terrifyingly evil, darkness courses through your veins. Unfortunately, it ends now. //Corruptia sends you flying across the room!// I can’t let anyone be more vindictive than I. //She walks over slowly, towering over you.// Try again… in another life! <<if $evil >= 16>> [[Continue|Evil Reigns]] <<else>> [[Continue|No Good]] <</if>>

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/650x350.png"> Such perfect mindlessness! Try not to end up in a body bag, Minion. Ending: Minion

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/650x350.png"> //With the power of goodness and anime on your side, you defeat her!// Aaaaah! Curse you… heroooooo! Ending: Heroic Victory

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/650x350.png"> //However, she is too powerful. You’re defeated!// Too bad, your plan backfired. Ending: Not Good Enough

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/650x350.png"> //As she readies to shoot, you rise and fight back!// You’d dare defy me?! Argh! //You defeat her and become the baddest supervillain.// Ending: Villainous Victory

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/650x350.png"> So long, sucker. //Corruptia defeats you.// Ending: Not Bad Enough

<img src = "https://flufffables.neocities.org/placeholder.png"> Mwahahaha~ I am Corruptia, biggest supervillain in the nation. Welcome to my 52nd Minion Recruitment Programme. Actually, the first Recruitment happened last year… Turns out that those meatbags weren’t as resilient as I thought. //You// won’t disappoint me, yes? Let’s begin the interview, what’s your name? <<textbox "$name" "Peasant" "Minion">>